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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2015-05-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Lie detector robot

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

    He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Okay, okay, I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

    Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

    Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son. Son says, “Okay, okay, we were watching porn.”

    Dad says, “What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father.

    Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the mother.

    Air accident

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, “We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for three of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive.”

    The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, “God Save the Queen,” and jumps.

    The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, “Viva La France,” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, “Remember the Alamo” as he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

    

    

    

    

    

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