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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2015-06-03  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A dollar per point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in.

    The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a US$100 bill to his test with a note that said, “A dollar per point.”

    The next class the professor handed back the tests.

    The student received his test and US$64 change.

    

    I stepped out!

    There was a guy who had just bought a brand new Hummer. When he was driving down the street, a gang pulled him out of his vehicle.

    The leader of the gang told him to stay in a circle that he made or else he will destroy the Hummer.

    So the guy stood there and the gang started to dent his Hummer with baseball bats.

    The gang leader turned around and the guy in the circle was laughing. The leader got mad and started busting all the windows and when he turned around the guy in the circle was still laughing. He got really mad and started shooting the Hummer and hit the gas tank and the Hummer blew up in flames.

    When the leader turned around the guy in the circle was cracking. The leader said “Why are you laughing?” The guy answered, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

    

    

    

    

    

    

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