What is evil?

    Professor: What is evil?

    Student: Sir, I will explain but first answer my questions. “Does the cold exist?”

    Professor: Yes.

    Student: You’re wrong sir. There is nothing like cold. It is the complete absence of heat. Now, does darkness exist?

    Professor: Yes.

    Student: You are wrong again sir. There is nothing like darkness. It is actually the complete absence of light. According to physics we can study light and heat but not darkness and cold. Similarly, sir, the evil does not exist. Actually it is the absence of faith, love and true belief in God.

    That student was Albert Einstien.

    Four surgeons

    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”

    The second one said, “I think librarians are easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order.”

    The third one said, “I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded.”

    The fourth one said, “I like to operate on lawyers. Because they are heartless, spineless, gutless, and their head and their ass are interchangable.”