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Fun of the Week
    2015-06-17  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Beautiful

    A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

    A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was “cute.”

    She asked, “What happened to ‘beautiful?’”

    His reply was, “The drugs are wearing off!”

    

    The boss

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?”

    The assistant says, “US$2,000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive.

    The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”

    “What about the green one?” the man asks.

    The assistant says, “He costs US$5,000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and take notes.”

    “What about the red one?” the man asks.

    The assistant says, “That one’s US$10,000.”

    The man asks, “What does he do?”

    The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”

    

    

    

    

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