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Fun of the Week
    2015-07-01  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Use any key

    A customer called tech support to ask about instructions from his computer’s user’s manual.

    “It says, ‘hit any key’ and when I do that nothing happens.”

    The tech support staff member replied, “Can you try again and tell me what happens?” The customer explained, “I tried but still nothing happened.” The tech support worker then asked, “What key did you hit?”

    After a moment and some clinking sound the customer replied, “Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.”

    Rainy days

    A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and it’s raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that.

    She goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and out of despair, asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”

    The kid says, “How should I know? I’m only 6.”

    Second opinion

    The doctor said to his patient, “Your health is getting worse because you are so overweight. You are really very fat and need to lose at least 40 kilograms.”

    The patient replied, “I want to get a second opinion.”

    “Okay,” the doctor spoke again, “you are very ugly too!”

    

    

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