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Fun of the Week
    2015-07-15  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Blind as a bat

    Two vampire bats woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.

    One said, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”

    “We’re new here,” said the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”

    The first bat replied, “Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere.” So, he flew out of the cave.

    When he returned, he was covered with blood. The second bat said excitedly, “Where did you get the blood?”

    The first bat took his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asked, “See that black building over there?”

    “Yes,” the other bat answered.

    “Well,” explained the first bat, “I didn’t.”

    

    Get in the wheelbarrow

    After completing a highly dangerous tightrope walk over Niagara Falls in terrible wind and rain, the great Zumbrati was met by an enthusiastic supporter, who urged him to make a return trip, this time pushing a wheelbarrow, which the spectator had thoughtfully brought along.

    The great Zumbrati was reluctant, given the terrible conditions, but the supporter pressed him. “You can do it, I know you can,” he urged.

    “Do you really believe I can do it?” asked Zumbrati.

    “Yes, definitely. You can do it!” the supporter gushed.

    “Okay,” said Zumbrati, “Get in the wheelbarrow.”

    

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