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Fun of the Week
    2015-08-26  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    A good excuse?

    Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.

    “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

    Jones sighed, “Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in 10 minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river. Look, my suit’s still damp. I ran out to the airport, got a ride on Donald Trump’s helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes.”

    “You’ll have to do better than that, Jones,” said the boss, obviously disappointed. “No woman can get ready in 10 minutes.”

    

    Shopping story

    While shopping for vacation clothes, a couple went through a display of bathing suits. It had been at least 10 years and 20 pounds since the wife had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought her husband’s advice.

    “What do you think?” she asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”

    “Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”

    He’s still in intensive care.

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