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Fun of the Week
    2015-09-09  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Soccer dreams

    A man went to a doctor. “Doctor, every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”

    The doctor said, “Take these pills, and they will help you sleep better.”

    But the man said, “I can’t take them. Tonight is the final game.”

    

    Backwards

    Paddy asks Murphy, “Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?”

    Murphy replies, “If they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat!”

    

    Good and bad news

    Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans.

    One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die, they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven.

    Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost.

    A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says, “Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in heaven?”

    “Well,” Billy says, “I have some good news and bad news for ya.

    “First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!”

    “Thank God!” Joe shouts.

    “What is the bad news?!”

    “You’re pitching tomorrow.”

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