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    Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

    I’m a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

    Mother Christmas?

    Father Christmas does not need a “Mother Christmas” partner under sex equality rules, the European Commission has ruled. It rejected as a “marketing prank” a claim by British retailer Woolworths that it had to sell Mother Christmas suits alongside Father Christmas outfits to satisfy Santa sex equality clauses in EU legislation.

    “EU rules aim to prevent discrimination against female employees at work,” a spokesman said. So, the EU’s executive arm, often berated for meddling too much in citizens’ lives, would not be breaking down sexual stereotypes by giving Santa a female partner. He noted that reindeer portrayed as pulling Santa’s sleighs were all female — male reindeer lose their antlers before the winter while females keep them until the spring.