Sooner or later

    Mary was so disgusted by her husband’s cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.

    “I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire some day.”

    “Don’t worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later,” he said with a smile.

    Great medicine

    Patient: Doctor, the medicine you gave me was of great help!!

    Doctor: Oh? How much did you take at a time?

    Patient: None, but my uncle took all of them. Now I’m his only heir!

    Best restaurant

    There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign that said “The Best Restaurant in the City.”

    The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign that said “The Best Restaurant in the World.”

    On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign that said “The Best Restaurant on this Block.”

    Good at soccer

    Father: I was really good at soccer.

    Son: Have you played for Barcelona, Dad?

    Father: Mind your school work.