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Fun of the Week
    2015-11-04  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Stupid

    The teacher says to the class, “Whoever stands up is stupid.”

    Nobody stands up.

    “I said who ever stands up is stupid,” the teacher repeats.

    But little Johnny stands up.

    “Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?” the teacher asks.

    “No, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing,” Johnny says.

    

    Math

    Teacher: What exactly is math?

    Student: Mental abuse to humans.

    

    Straight home

    Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home.

    Student: I can’t. I live just round the corner!

    

    Further away

    Teacher: Which is further away, Australia or the moon?

    Student: Australia, because you can see the moon at night.

    

    Not well

    Son: I can’t go to school today.

    Father: Why not?

    Son: I don’t feel so well.

    Father: Where does it hurt?

    Son: In school.

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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