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Fun of the Week
    2015-11-11  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    

    Why must we learn this?

    One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this pointless information?”

    “To save lives,” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

    A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?” he persisted.

    “It keeps the ignoramuses like you out of medical school,” replied the professor.

    

    Sweep the floor

    “Your first job will be to sweep the floor.”

    “But I’m a college student,” the young man replied.

    “In that case give me the broom — I’ll show you how.”

    

    Learning at school

    Mother: What did you learn at school today?

    Son: How to write.

    Mother: What did you write?

    Son: I don’t know. They haven’t taught us how to read yet!

    

    Would you please move your cars?

    It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.”

    Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “The 900 students who went to move 14 cars please return to class.”

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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