Train schedule A man was complaining to a railroad engineer, “What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late?” The railroad engineer replied, “How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?” Which part? A: “I was born in California.” B: “Which part?” A: “All of me.” He did it Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. Crowded On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. “What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked. “No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see an old lady standing.” I am ... Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with “I.” Student: I is the ... Teacher: Stop! Never put “is” after “I.” Always put “am” after “I.” Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. What do you think? A: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter? B: I think you are pretty ugly. |