Witty answers

    Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

    A: An envelope.

    Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

    A: Wet.

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

    A: A stick.

    Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when it’s clean?

    A: A blackboard.

    Baby brother

    Two children are talking.

    A: Meet my newborn brother.

    B: Oh, he is so cute! What’s his name?

    A: I can’t understand a word he says.

    Easy guess

    A guy says to his friend, “Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.”

    The friend says, “If I guess right, will you give me one of them?”

    The first guy says, “If you guess right, I’ll give you both of them.”

    Good news, bad news

    A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

    The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”

    The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”

    The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”