Where’s my gift?

    As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”

    The child stared at him open-mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my email?”

    Witty answers

    Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

    A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

    Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

    A: Claustrophobic.

    Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

    A: Because he had low elf esteem.

    Q: What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat?

    A: A Merry Can (American).

    Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?

    A: North Polish.

    Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

    A: A rebel without a claus.

    Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?

    A: Subordinate clauses.

    Sad truth

    The 4 stages of life:

    1. You believe in Santa Claus;

    2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus;

    3. You dress up as Santa Claus;

    4. You look like Santa Claus.