Breakup

    A: Did you say you fell in love at first sight?

    B: Sometimes I wish I’d taken a second look.

    Addiction

    On a college form, when asked about the “permanent address,” a student wrote “www.facebook.com.”

    Hacked

    Yesterday I named my Wi-Fi “hack if you can.”

    Today when I woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted.”

    Money wanted

    Son: Dad, can I have 50 dollars?

    Dad: Forty dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for? Twenty is more than enough! Here’s 10 bucks. Now give your brother half.

    Whereabouts

    When mom wants to find out where I am in the house, she simply turns off the Wi-Fi ... and it always works.

    Note

    A school teacher sent home a note, “Your son is an obedient and bright student but spends too much time with girls.”

    The mother sent a note back, “Please advise a solution! His father has the same problem.”