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Fun of the Week
    2016-01-20  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Successful

    Behind every successful person, there is a deactivated Facebook account ...

    

    Free trip

    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around Sun.

    

    Difference

    In 1999 kids wanted their beds near the window so that they could see the moon and stars.

    Now kids want their beds near an outlet to charge their phones.

    

    Good boy

    Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

    “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

    “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered.

    “You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly.

    “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

    “She is the one who sells the candy.”

    

    A compliment

    Teacher: Where is your assignment book?

    Student: I lost it while fighting with students who said that you are not the most beautiful teacher in this college.

    

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