Pay with a smile

    A: I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile.

    B: I tried — but they wanted cash.

    My computer,

    your computer

    Aftersales assistant: Double click on “My Computer.”

    Customer: I can’t see your computer.

    Aftersales assistant: No. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.

    Customer: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?

    Aftersales assistant: There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer ... double click on it.

    Customer: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?

    When a woman loves you

    When a woman loves you, you are a husband.

    When a few women love you, you are a man.

    When many women love you, you are a lover.

    When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol.

    When thousands of women love you, you are a leader.

    When all the women in the world love you, you are not human. You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro or yuan.