Difficult question

    Student: If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects?

    Teacher: ...

    Laptop

    Girl: Which laptop do you have?

    Boy: I have a HP G-62 with Intel core i3 processor 2.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 2 Gb RAM & Intel 1 Gb graphics card. And which laptop do you have?

    Girl: A pink one.

    I totally agree

    A: There is one thing that my science book says and I totally agree with.

    B: What’s that?

    A: “Cell” is the basic, fundamental unit of life.

    Why ‘Apple?’

    All Samsung officials are withdrawing their children from school, since the first thing children are being taught is “A for apple.”

    Terrible truths

    Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

    The road to success is always under construction.

    In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.