A soap problem

    Once in a soap industry in Japan, a soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it.

    To avoid the problem in future, they purchased an X-Ray machine for US$60,000 to check in the assembly line to make sure that soap was packed with each cover.

    When the same problem occurred in Lahore, they simply put a pedestal fan beside the assembly line. Empty boxes were blown away!

    There was no mat

    A boss was telling an applicant the two main rules of the company.

    He said, “Our second main rule is cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat before coming in?”

    The applicant replied, “Yes, sir! I did.” Then the boss said, “Our first main rule is trustworthiness. There was no mat!”

    Mom or dad?

    Father: I have noticed that you love your mom more than me.

    Son: I love both of you equally much.

    Father: What if I go to America and your mom goes to Paris? where will you go?

    Son: Paris of course. It is much more beautiful there.

    Father: Then what if I go to Paris and your mom goes to America?

    Son: America!

    Father: So you’re bent on following your mom?

    Son: No, it’s because I already went to Paris!