A job change A taxi passenger touched the driver on the shoulder to ask something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath and stopped just inches from a shop. The driver said, “Don’t ever do that again, you scared me.” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize a little touch would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not your fault. It’s my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.” Life after death Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you. Spectacular job One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside. He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared. “I’ll grant you your fondest wish,” the genie said. The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job — a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.” “Poof!” said the genie. “You are a housewife.” |