Asleep in class

    The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him. “Teacher, are you sleeping in class?” the boy asked.

    The teacher said, “No. I am not sleeping in class.”

    “Then, what were you doing, sir?”

    “I was talking to God,” the teacher said.

    The next day the boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walked up to him.

    “Young man, you are sleeping in my class,” the teacher said.

    “No. I am not sleeping,” the boy said. “I was talking to God.”

    The teacher asked, “What did God say?”

    “God said he never spoke to you yesterday,” the boy said.

    Millionaire

    Boy: I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad!

    Girl: Wow, your dad is a millionaire?

    Boy: No, but he always wanted to be.

    Why me?

    Dear computer users,

    I do appreciate your kind attitude toward the other keys on the keyboard! But why do you press all the keys softly and yet hit me with your full power?

    Sincerely, Enter key