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Fun of the Week
    2016-03-23  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Fighting for a seat

    Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a bus.

    And the bus conductor said, “The older of you should take the seat.”

    The ladies looked at each other and the seat remained empty.

    

    Fast food

    Two tigers were resting under a tree. Suddenly a rabbit passed by them very fast.

    The first tiger didn’t see clearly and asked, “What was that?”

    The second tiger smiled and said, “Fast food.”

    

    Fact about Google

    About 50 percent of people use it as a search engine, and the rest use it to check if their Internet is connected or not.

    

    A cup of coffee

    Customer: Every day you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today?

    Waiter: Sir, every day you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today!

    

    Most common lies online

    — I have read and agreed to the terms of service.

    — Status: Offline.

    — Yes, I am over 18.

    

    

    

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