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Fun of the Week
    2016-03-30  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Is he in love?

    A: I’m not sure if Mike has a thing for me.

    B: If he pauses a video game just to text you back ... he is in love with you!

    

    My advice

    A: Are you nuts? You told John to cook an egg in the microwave oven.

    B: I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice.

    

    Why not answer it?

    A: Why didn’t you answer my call?

    B: I was dancing to my ringtone.

    

    I don’t understand

    banks

    I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting them with my money, they should trust me with their pens.

    

    Beggar with an attitude

    A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.

    

    White hair

    Son: Why are some of your hairs white, Dad?

    Dad: Every time a son makes his dad unhappy, one of his father’s hairs turns white.

    Son: Now I understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.

    

    

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