Is he in love? A: I’m not sure if Mike has a thing for me. B: If he pauses a video game just to text you back ... he is in love with you! My advice A: Are you nuts? You told John to cook an egg in the microwave oven. B: I always learn from the mistakes of others who take my advice. Why not answer it? A: Why didn’t you answer my call? B: I was dancing to my ringtone. I don’t understand banks I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting them with my money, they should trust me with their pens. Beggar with an attitude A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes. White hair Son: Why are some of your hairs white, Dad? Dad: Every time a son makes his dad unhappy, one of his father’s hairs turns white. Son: Now I understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white. |