Pictures too cute

    I saw him on Facebook, I added him. I saw him outside, I deleted him.

    Why he cried harder?

    A: I don’t get it. John broke up with Joan, but he cried harder after he broke up with her.

    B: He broke her heart ... and she broke his iPhone 6S.

    A terrible story

    It was happening in a hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11 a.m.

    The doctors thought it could be something supernatural. An expert team was formed to investigate the cause.

    The next Sunday, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses stood around that bed waiting.

    Then suddenly a part-time Sunday cleaning guy entered the ICU, unplugged the life support system of that bed and plugged in his mobile charger.

    Bad scores

    Mom: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

    Johnny: Because of absence.

    Mom: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

    Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was absent.