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Fun of the Week
    2016-04-13  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Bad luck

    Boy: Marry me.

    Girl: Do you have a house?

    Boy: No.

    Girl: Do you have a BMW car?

    Boy: No.

    Girl: How much is your salary?

    Boy: No salary, but ...

    Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please!

    Boy: (Talk to himself) I have one villa, several property lands, three Ferraris, two Porsches. Why do I need to buy a BMW? How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss?

    

    Different tastes

    Q: Why are there different blood types?

    A: So the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

    

    Get married

    A: Which is the best month to get married?

    B: Octembruary.

    A: Don’t be silly, there is no such month.

    B: Exactly.

    

    If they don’t know

    If teachers don’t know the answers, they will say

    1) I think the question is wrong;

    2) I will tell you tomorrow;

    3) Don’t ask foolish questions;

    4) You will study this in the next class;

    5) Nice question! Those who know the answer raise your hands!

    

    

    

    

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