Bad luck Boy: Marry me. Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: No. Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Boy: No. Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No salary, but ... Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please! Boy: (Talk to himself) I have one villa, several property lands, three Ferraris, two Porsches. Why do I need to buy a BMW? How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss? Different tastes Q: Why are there different blood types? A: So the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors. Get married A: Which is the best month to get married? B: Octembruary. A: Don’t be silly, there is no such month. B: Exactly. If they don’t know If teachers don’t know the answers, they will say 1) I think the question is wrong; 2) I will tell you tomorrow; 3) Don’t ask foolish questions; 4) You will study this in the next class; 5) Nice question! Those who know the answer raise your hands! |