100 percent Job applicant: Sir, I always give 100 percent at work! Boss: Oh, how do you manage it? Applicant: Sir, 12 percent Monday, 23 percent Tuesday, 40 percent Wednesday, 20 percent Thursday, and 5 percent Friday! Peanuts An old lady often gives little Peter peanuts to eat. Peter: Thanks for giving me such wonderful peanuts to eat. Why don’t you eat them yourself? Old lady: I don’t have teeth to chew with. Peter: Then why did you buy them? Old lady: I just love the chocolate around them. Phone bill The phone bill was exceptionally high. A family meeting was called Saturday to discuss the issue. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use this phone, I only use my work phone. Mom: Me too. I hardly ever use this phone. Son: I use my mobile phone paid for by my company all the time. All of them turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening. Maid: So we all use our work phones. No big deal! |