Very fast

    A Japanese man visited Pakistan and took taxi to go to a friend’s house. On the way a Toyota passed by. The Japanese told the driver: “Toyota, made in Japan. Very fast.”

    Then a Honda passed by. The Japanese said again: “Honda, made in Japan. Very fast.”

    Then a Prado passed. The proud Japanese said again: “Prado, made in Japan. Very fast.”

    The taxi driver felt offended.

    When he arrived at his friend’s house, the taxi driver said: “4,000 rupees, please.”

    The Japanese was shocked. “Why so much money?”

    The angry driver replied: “Taxi meter, made in Pakistan. Very very fast.”

    Thinking of you

    Girl: How many hours a day do you think of me?

    Boy: 16 hours.

    Girl: What about the remaining eight hours?

    Boy: The other eight is when I’m dreaming of you in my sleep.

    Innocent reply

    Kid: Dear Miss Melody, can I go to the bathroom?

    Teacher: “May” I go to the bathroom?

    Kid: Miss, but I asked first!