Secret

    An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he would open his drawer to look at a piece of paper and then lock the drawer again. The trainees were very curious and thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer. When the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock and find out the truth. When they broke the lock and took out the paper, it was written on the paper, “Left is debit and right is credit!”

    Far-sighted

    Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. The old man refused to tell him. The boy was surprised and asked for the reason. The old man said, “If I tell you the time, then you will ask about me. Then I will ask about you. By chance you may get a seat beside me. Then you may get down at my station. My daughter will come to meet me. She will meet you. She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her. She may fall in love with you and insist marrying you. I am sorry that I don’t want such a poor son-in-law who hasn’t his own watch to see the time.”