Unfinished joke Someone told a joke, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” “And that woman was my mother” A man tried to tell the joke to his wife who was preparing dinner. He said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, he finally blurted out, “And I can’t remember who she was!” Salesman A new vacuum salesman knocked on the door. A tall lady answered it. Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. The salesman said, “Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I’ll eat all this shit!” The lady said, “Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that?” The salesman was surprised, “ Yes, madam?” The woman said, “Because there’s no electricity in the house now.” |