Fly in the soup A customer shouted in a restaurant, “Waiter, Waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup ...” The waiter came over and replied, “Oh, no! Who’s going to look after his family?” Can’t see Receptionist: Sir, there’s a man out here who says he can make himself invisible! Psychiatrist: Tell him I can’t see him right now. Another glass of water Johnny: Daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? Dad: But that’s the 10th one I’ve given you tonight. Johnny: Yes. But the baby’s bedroom is still on fire. Good business A: I’m always delighted when people stick their noses into my business. B: What do you do? A: I have a company that makes tissue papers. How to store milk Teacher: How can you stop milk from getting sour? Johnny: Keep it in the cow! |