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Fun of the Week
    2016-07-27  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

    Help!

    Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.

    Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

    Patient: I just did, you idiot!

    

    Too slow

    A man traveling at 150 miles per hour on the highway was stopped by a policeman.

    He said, “Sorry, officer, was I driving too fast?”

    The policeman said, “No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

    

    Funny signs

    Pizza shop: Seven days without pizza makes one weak!

    No-smoking area: If we see smoke, we’ll assume you are on fire and take appropriate actions.

    Car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.

    

    The same reason

    A: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.

    B: Amazing. I got divorced for the same reason.

    

    Steak

    Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

    Man: Well, quite accidentally, I moved this tomato slice and there it was there!

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

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