Budget In an accounting class, the instructor was talking about budgets. Teacher: What is a budget? Johnny: An orderly system for living beyond your means. Why not punish him? Teacher: George chopped down his father’s tree and admitted doing it. Do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Johnny: Because George still had the axe in his hand. Returned Doctor: The check which you gave me has been returned. Patient: The headache for which you gave me medicine has also returned! In demand Employee: I want a raise. I am in demand and have two companies running after me! Boss: I am really impressed but which companies are they? Employee: The electricity company and the mobile operator! Sign outside a repair shop We can repair anything. ... Please knock hard on the door, because the bell doesn’t work! |