Classrooms and trains

    Classrooms are like trains. The first and second benches are executive coaches reserved for VIPs; the middle two benches are the general compartment; the last two are sleeper class.

    What will she get?

    Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned US$100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?

    Johnny: A heart attack!

    Are you free?

    Boss: Hey, Tina, are you free Sunday evening?

    Tina: Yes, absolutely!

    Boss: Good then. Come early to the office Monday morning!

    Don’t trust him

    Never trust a man who says he is the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.

    On diet

    A: What would you like to have, sir?

    B: A double cheese burger with extra cheese and mayonnaise.

    A: What would you like to drink?

    B: Diet coke, because I’m on diet now.

    Where did you buy it?

    Girl: You’ve got a new phone. Where did you buy it?

    Boy: I won this in a running race.

    Girl: How many people participated?

    Boy: Owner of the phone, a police officer and me.