You are late Johnny: You are late for the game. Mike: I had to toss a coin to decide whether I should go to church or come to the game. Johnny: Why did it take you so long to toss a coin? Mike: I had to toss 15 times for the game. 80 Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll definitely live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am already 80. Doctor: See, what did I tell you! Stop imagining A: Imagine yourself in a boat which is sinking, and there are sharks all around you. What can you do to save yourself? B: I don’t know. A: Stop imagining. Illness Boss: Why did you leave your last job? Job applicant: Illness. Boss: What was the trouble? Job applicant: I was sick of my boss. Bring you back Wife: Where will you take me on our 10th anniversary? Husband: We’ll go on an African jungle safari. Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary? Husband: I’ll try to bring you back. |