Dishwasher

    A: What do you use for washing dishes?

    B: I tried many things but found my husband the best.

    50-50-90 rule

    Boss: Beware of the 50-50-90 rule!

    Employee: What do you mean, sir?

    Boss: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is 90 percent probability that you will get it wrong!

    Salesman

    A new vacuum salesman knocked on the door. A tall lady answered it.

    Before she could speak, the salesman barged into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.

    The salesman said, “Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I’ll eat all this shit!”

    The lady said, “Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that?”

    The salesman was surprised, “ Yes, madam?”

    The woman said, “Because there’s no electricity in the house now.”