Try to be funny

    Lady: Is this my train?

    Station master: No, it belongs to the railway company.

    Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I mean, can I take this train to Paris?

    Station master: No, madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

    Stolen credit card

    Q: A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. Why?

    A: The thief was spending less than his wife.

    Example

    Why is a fire engine red?

    Because the fire engine has a ladder. A ladder has steps. Steps come from a foot. A foot is measured by a ruler. A ruler can be a king or a queen. Elizabeth was queen of England. Elizabeth was also the name of a ship. A ship floats on water. Water has fish in it. Fish have fins. Fins are people from Finland. The national flag of Finland is red. So a fire engine is red.

    This is a sample of how we attempt our exams.