Witty answers

    A: You know, someday you will become the kind of person you hate.

    B: Thanks! I hate rich people.

    A: School jackets were the only couples’ outfits I shared with her, and the graduation photo was the only photo I shared with her.

    B: And the earth is the only home you will share with her.

    A: You need to figure out what the testers want from you.

    B: They want me to die.

    A: What’re your recommendations if I want to go on a tour to Beijing during the National Day holiday?

    B: Well, don’t go.

    A: Why are those new on the university campus in a hurry to date someone?

    B: They childishly thought they had no girlfriends in high school only because relationships were not encouraged in high school.

    A: Where are all the good-looking girls in China?

    B: They are in your WeChat Moments.

    A: Why do people take off their shirts before they start a group fight?

    B: Because it will be weird if they take off their pants.

    A: I will meet you in person when I’ve lost a few pounds.

    B: Tell me if you don’t want to meet me at all.

    A: Why has the boat of friendship suddenly capsized?

    B: Because those on board want to fall in the river of love.