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Jokes of the Week
    2018-06-06  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Clever answers

Q: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

A: Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Q: Why did the kid throw butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

Same snail

A guy was sitting at home when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and saw a snail on the porch. He picked up the snail and threw it as far as he could.

Three years later, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What the hell was that all about?”

Be like pandas

Don’t be racist; be like pandas. Pandas are black, white and Asian. Everybody loves them!

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