Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.

Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.

Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL.

Son: Why is that funny?

Mom: It’s not funny, David! What do you mean?

Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud.

Mom: I thought it meant Lots of Love. I have to call everyone back.

A: I feel like carp today.

B: Yeah, you look a little fishy.

Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?

A: Dead Siri-ous.

Q: What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

A: Pop music.

(SD-Agencies)