Clever answers

Q: A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren’t on, and the moon wasn’t out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her?

A: It was the middle of the day!

Q: You can break me without touching me, or even seeing me. What am I?

A: A promise.

Q: When you want to use me, you throw me away. When you’re done using me, you bring me in. What am I?

A: An anchor.

Q: There is a house with four walls. All of the walls are facing south. A bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?

A: White. If all walls of the house are facing south, the house must be on the North Pole, so the bear is a polar bear.