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Jokes of the Week
    2018-08-01  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Clever answers

Q: What’s the first thing you should do if a bull charges you?

A: Pay it.

Q: Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

A: Because it’ll hog the ball.

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?

A: Twelve — January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ...

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

A: The prawn broker.

Q: Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar?

A: I guess he got 12 months.

Q: What does a dolphin say when it makes a mistake?

A: I didn’t do it on porpoise.

Q: Why is an owl lonely?

A: Because it’s owl by itself.

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