Clever answers Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: “Put it on my bill.” Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven “ate” nine. Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted. Q: If I have five bottles in one hand and six in the other hand, what do I have? A: A drinking problem. Q: Which book has helped you the most in your life? A: My dad’s check book. Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips. Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: A library, because it has so many stories. |