Clever answers

Q: Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

A: Because they have lots of scales!

Q: What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal?

A: “That hit the spot!”

Q: I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?

A: An elephant’s shadow.

Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?

A: Kittens.

Q: I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?

A: A bottle!

Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?

A: The purrpatrator.

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite color?

A: Purrrple!

Q: What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?

A: I feel so paw!