Clever answers

Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?

A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?

A: He could feel it in his bones!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?

A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?

A: They’re all size S.

Q: Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school?

A: The crossing gourd.

Q: What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal?

A: “That hit the spot!”