Clever answers

Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?

A: He felt rotten!

Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?

A: Neck-tarine!

Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

A: You use a pumpkin patch!

Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?

A: Spook-hetti!

Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?

A: Blood hound!

Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?

A: Because there are so many plots there!

Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?

A: Vanishing Cream!