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szdaily -> Fun -> 
Jokes of the Week
    2018-09-19  08:53    Shenzhen Daily

Clever answers

Q: I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?

A: A hole.

Q: A prisoner is forced to go into one of three rooms, but he can choose which room. The first room is ablaze with fire. The second one is rigged with explosives that will go off as soon as he enters. The third contains a pair of lions who haven’t eaten in years. Which room should he choose to survive?

A: The third room — any lions who hadn’t eaten in years would be dead!

Q: What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?

A: The faces on Mount Rushmore.

Q: What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?

A: A cornfield.

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