Clever answers Q: Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? A: She got too jumpy! Q: How do you take your coffee? A: Very, very seriously. Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation? A: She only had a little trunk. Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb? A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!” Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck! Q: If you have 15 cows and five goats what would you have? A: Plenty of milk! Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? A: The Dead Sea! |