Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it’d be a foot.

Q: What do you call a baby monkey?

A: A chimp off the old block.

Q: Why did the pig get hired by the restaurant?

A: He was really good at bacon.

Q: What do you call anxious dinosaurs?

A: Nervous Rex.

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

A: You look flushed.

Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth hurty.