Witty answers Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field. Q: Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? A: There was nothing left but de Brie. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why do you hate jokes about German sausages? A: They’re the wurst. Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may. Q: If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called? A: CELLphies. |